I have an iPod touch and she has an iPhone and there’s a “reminders” app that we both use, and we figured out that they sync together. So I get her reminders and she gets mine…. well she decided to have a little fun with this. IT’S ON.

Faith: Rub on Vern’s hemorrhoid cream

Me: 69 with Bri with whipped cream. Don’t forget the handcuffs.

Faith: Pluck Vern’s asshairs and shave his balls and remember to save the har for next time I make Pish dinner.

…..now I have to think of a good one….