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</description><title>Fifty Shades of Awkward</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thereishopeinthepain)</generator><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/</link><item><title>I hate my friends</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunaticphan.tumblr.com/post/50250765467/i-hate-my-friends" target="_blank"&gt;lunaticphan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8711805f13aada6bd9ba2190f753312a/tumblr_inline_mmooc31nqv1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce9b84d31349eeb74dcea9722ce48a25/tumblr_inline_mmooct2Q5r1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/382827367a39c19a3cc99aea0b60f64c/tumblr_inline_mmooczubtx1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cry&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m dead ohmygod. Can&amp;#8217;t wait to do this to people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50971756747</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50971756747</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:36 -0400</pubDate><category>favorites</category></item><item><title>geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geometricdeathtrap.tumblr.com/post/50310975900/metallikato-generallegendary-metallikato" target="_blank"&gt;geometricdeathtrap&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135731267/generallegendary-metallikato-jewelstaites" target="_blank"&gt;metallikato&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generallegendary.tumblr.com/post/50135350345/metallikato-jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good" target="_blank"&gt;generallegendary&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135015602/jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop" target="_blank"&gt;metallikato&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jewelstaites.tumblr.com/post/48312176055/how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop-it-pull-it-twist" target="_blank"&gt;jewelstaites&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how to give a good handjob&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;bop it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;pull it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;twist it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;harder&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;better&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;faster&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;stronger &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You pull your left hand in&lt;br/&gt;You pull your left hand out&lt;br/&gt;You pull your left hand in&lt;br/&gt;And you shake it all about!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cha cha real smooth&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;none of you ever touch a penis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you know you&amp;#8217;re a lesbian when you thought this was good advice&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50964694115</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50964694115</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:44:48 -0400</pubDate><category>favorites</category><category>penis</category><category>PENIS</category><category>anyone?</category><category>lesbian</category><category>lesbianproblems</category></item><item><title>here’s a nice pink, classy, transparent, middle finger for all...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca14c0ecf6160c0285bac5d20118b5b6/tumblr_mn33niXdMC1qb5f86o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;here’s a nice pink, classy, &lt;em&gt;transparent,&lt;/em&gt; middle finger for all your ‘fuck you’ needs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that is all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50891053266</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50891053266</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:35:42 -0400</pubDate><category>mine</category><category>pink</category><category>classy</category><category>finger</category><category>middle finger</category><category>fuck</category><category>fuck you</category><category>transparent</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12d3f3a0bae24da09df95e21a81f5c44/tumblr_ml006qApky1rb0oa9o1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50633185500</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50633185500</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 00:46:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ed59826dd835c03e73c60ffddc3eee3/tumblr_mhhltiPd7v1rllpbio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50627372577</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50627372577</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:13:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1114bd4145bcddaa7f113994b7f0fa2f/tumblr_mk44jwUwRY1qg9kfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50626638820</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50626638820</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:03:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9iamlCODf1qjhw28o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50137682488</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50137682488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 23:13:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wfizhQTL1r06ijwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50136512839</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50136512839</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:57:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ohmygod i cant</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1684778fe434cb432b243dab0faf093f/tumblr_mj763pwenN1qexgq4o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ohmygod i cant&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50136502981</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50136502981</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:57:34 -0400</pubDate><category>favorites</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aecbab10f4e487c5c12503b956c92e5f/tumblr_miwlu9HXhO1qa8mq1o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f49045cdd0168006ae6c7084cd516a89/tumblr_miwlu9HXhO1qa8mq1o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50135509373</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50135509373</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:43:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74wnzlm9l1ra2xtho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50135381648</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50135381648</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:42:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mded0weTCY1rq6w88o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mded0weTCY1rq6w88o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50130998283</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50130998283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:41:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47df9306e120e7eb51fabe1d771f05f0/tumblr_ml3xq1RqMv1qazko2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50127745710</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50127745710</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 20:54:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gatsbymovie:

The Summer of Gatsby begins TODAY, old sport! Get...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0982da9656281dda0cf00a1979cffb3e/tumblr_mmk6emQIdQ1s594zyo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gatsbymovie.tumblr.com/post/50055260752/the-summer-of-gatsby-begins-today-old-sport-get" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gatsbymovie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Summer of Gatsby begins TODAY, old sport! Get your tickets now to the party of the year: &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/GatsbyTix" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/GatsbyTix" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/GatsbyTix" target="_blank"&gt;http://bit.ly/GatsbyTix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50124670065</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50124670065</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 20:08:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gumiappendsweet.tumblr.com/post/50014514436/my-favorite-thing-about-european-history-is-that" target="_blank"&gt;gumiappendsweet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50121559315</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50121559315</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 19:21:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here comes the start to a lonely summer</title><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50119605563</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50119605563</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:53:26 -0400</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>summer</category><category>sad</category><category>lonely</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc8e5b139f942b58e77767d0f81cd250/tumblr_ml9wnmov8p1r89lywo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50118327138</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50118327138</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:35:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oddtitties:

noteverysmileisrealxo:

feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddtitties.tumblr.com/post/50007258961" target="_blank"&gt;oddtitties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noteverysmileisrealxo.tumblr.com/post/47929100593/feistily-im-scared-to-grow-up-what-if-i-end" target="_blank"&gt;noteverysmileisrealxo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feistily.tumblr.com/post/47576620457/im-scared-to-grow-up-what-if-i-end-up-alone" target="_blank"&gt;feistily&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. &lt;br/&gt;I don’t want to grow up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think about this almost everyday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think about this every single day&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50114995087</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50114995087</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:48:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bloominglights:

tyleroakley:

MY EMOTIONS.

this is on my list...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16f3344dca57d98999aeaed01372cc94/tumblr_mmj0k52F2B1rleemro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4041793af5dccd6bca525c1d9861890a/tumblr_mmj0k52F2B1rleemro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloominglights.tumblr.com/post/50100956338" target="_blank"&gt;bloominglights&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50100533074/my-emotions" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MY EMOTIONS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is on my list of things that are not okay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50111669035</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50111669035</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:02:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed1e7c03f8434580589aeff1a421cc17/tumblr_mlegxiWYYe1qhmhdfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50108440754</link><guid>http://smilebecause.iloveeyou.com/post/50108440754</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:16:15 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
